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May 12 2015

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dollprince:

whoever put me in charge of roadtrip music probably just made the worst mistake of their life

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stevenuniversephan:

likingthistoomuch:

carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

Amongst my top ten fav posts

so iconic

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typette:

koriinku:

headrubs:

meanplastic:

me in 70 years

how many elmos must die

101 elmos

cruelmo deville

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thecheesyllama:

thecheesyllama:

So in my 3D class there’s another kid named Roy, which is my name.

Also in 3D class, we aren’t allowed to listen to music.

So I was talking to our professor and Roy walked by with earbuds in and the professor said “Roy, take those things out of your ears” and I took my hearing aids out of my ears and said “sorry”.

That is the greatest joke I have ever told and no one laughed and I honestly feel so under appreciated rn.

Honestly that joke made being deaf completely worth it and I am an unappreciated comedic genius of my time.

I’m beginning to wonder if people laughed but I just couldn’t hear them

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May 08 2015

May 06 2015

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wolverxne:

Freddy The Fox by: [Rob Lee]

Photographers note: “This brave fox wandered up on our porch. He’s half cat, half dog, and all cute. When the fox first came for a visit we instantly named it “Freddy the Fox.” But after we got to know it we found out Freddy is actually Frederica.”
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myvegansoul:

keinepopsongs:

An elephant got caught on security camera picking up trash and putting it in a garbage can

MY HEART JUST FUCKING BROKE FUCK FILTHY ASS USELESS FUCKING HUMANS LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT !!! ELEPHANTS ARE PERFECT SAVE THE FUCKING ELEPHANTS

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hijerking:

when you think you’re at the bottom of the stairs but there’s one more step

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smilingslowly:

spookywhiteghost:

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princessnausicaa:

my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot

except that

they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

so whenever they see my mom

they pee

 laughed for a solid five minutes

behaviorism gone wrong

Pavlov is laughing in his grave

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